When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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