week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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