we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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