is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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