is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize