whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
