Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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