So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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