I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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