So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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