Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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