Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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