The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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