Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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