I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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