Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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