thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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