haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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