she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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