she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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