do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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