It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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