i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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