In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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