do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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