I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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