problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm getting married
To pizza
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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