Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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