After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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