I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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