Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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