im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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