Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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