The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
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