is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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