the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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