Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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