Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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