I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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