I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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