I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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