I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
And then he peed in my hair
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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