Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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