I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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