Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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