Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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