Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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