Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have already put on my inside pants.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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