shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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