haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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