Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Randomize
