i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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