my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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