do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
