thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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